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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.

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(315): View more from New York

I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.

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(513): View more from Ohio

As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN

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(925): View more from California

Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth

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(512): View more from Texas

Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.

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(949): View more from California

i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love

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(916): View more from California

He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.

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