think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
they need to just BURY HIM!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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