STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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