Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Randomize
