Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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