Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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