Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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