Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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