So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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