just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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