remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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