Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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