something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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