if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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