So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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