Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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