mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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