PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
this will be a night to untag.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
