Having a random hookup so left but love u
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize
