she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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