is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
please come you make the beer taste better
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
i think my cat just said my name.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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