You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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