i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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