did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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