Apparently you make a good broom.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
My liver just had a heart attack.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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