"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
