stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
He kissed a someone with a penis
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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