p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
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