fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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