I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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