I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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