Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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