well I can't set my house on fire every night
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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