some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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