i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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