the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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