she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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