She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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