Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
