If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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