Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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