On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
