we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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