what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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