What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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