Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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