I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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