he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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