I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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