Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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