this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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