ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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