I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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