She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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