So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Randomize
