how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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